First, a quick 5-man fail PuG story. Then a 10-man fail PuG discussion.
I’ve been working on my shaman’s DPS set, in case I need to swap roles during a raid for any reason. Because of that I’ve been queuing as DPS so that I can also get practice as enhancement. I’m finally feeling the long-queue wait pains that DPS folks have been facing recently. There were multiple almost-starts along the way, but someone would decline and I’d go back to the top of the queue.After nearly an hour hanging out in the queue I finally zoned in to the Nexus. There were multiple almost-starts along the way, but someone would decline and I’d go back to the top of the queue. I was unamused that it was the Nexus, but I sucked it up and stayed. (I hate the Nexus because for some reason, the color scheme makes it hard for me to distinguish the enemies from the environment.) The group makeup was me (enhancement shaman), a marksmanship hunter, a subtlety rogue, a protection warrior, and a restoration druid.
Right from the start it went badly. The hunter decided to take it upon himself to pull extra mobs. The tank called him out on it. It wasn’t in the most polite way, but he certainly wasn’t being a jerk about it. He just very clearly and directly told the hunter to stop pulling. The hunter decided not only to deny that he’d been pulling extra mobs, but that it would be fun to pull even more extra mobs.
When we engaged Grand Magus Telestra the hunter went back out into the hallway and pulled the extra packs of mob back into the group while we were fighting her. Even though we didn’t wipe, it was really obnoxious. This of course set the tank off. The warrior and the hunter spent the rest of the time yelling at each other. They were still fighting when we got to Anomalus. The warrior then did one of the strangest things I think I’ve ever seen an angry, retaliating tank do.
As a form of retaliation he engaged Anomalus and proceeded to kite him away from us. Back down the ramps, across the platforms, and back towards the hallway we’d just come from (where Telestra was). And I know it was retaliatory because he made a point of telling us, “I’m doing this to annoy the hunter, and because I think it’s funny.” The warrior got Anomalus a good way away from us and by the time we were able to catch up he’d gathered up additional packs and Anomalus had opened a bunch of Chaotic Rifts and tons of angry mana wraiths were coming through the rifts.
I know that some groups actually do this kiting technique on purpose for the achievement. But they usually don’t also aggro as many extra mobs as possible, and then laugh about making it hard on the hunter.
The hunter died, followed by the warrior. But the rogue, druid and I managed to take care of the rest of the mobs (shaman tank ftw!). The hunter and warrior continued their pissy bitch fest. Finally I gave up and said, “Look I can’t deal with this anymore. I know it will be easy to replace me as dps, but I’d rather eat the debuff then put up with this nonsense anymore.” And I dropped group. The healer dropped group too. (It took me a second to get from typing to clicking ‘leave party’ and in that time I saw him drop.) I’m willing to bet the rogue left as well. And I doubt that the hunter and the warrior even noticed through all their bickering. I wouldn’t be surprised if they did their corpse run, got all the way back, pulled the first group, died, and then got mad at the departed healer for letting them die before they realized anyone was missing.
Blurg.